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TO MY WIFE

THINGS I'LL DO, THINGS I WON'T.
EITHER WAY, YOU'LL BE MINE AND I'LL BE YOURS.

THE END

Let’s just be good to each other.

PIE DEFENDER

If somebody pies me in the face, please attack and punch them.

SAFETY FIRST

I’d like to make you feel safe, both with my love and a state-of-the-art alarm system…similar to what Kevin had in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

IT’S LIKE

You’ve got me under the imperius curse or something.

SEASONAL

You’re not Summer and I’m not that guy that was obsessed with Summer for 500 days. I’m more of a Frodo Baggins. Ha, who are we kidding, I’m the fat hobbit.

MOVE IN DAY

Something about eating Chinese food on the floor for the first meal in a new place feels so right and tastes so good.

SUMMER FRIDAYS

I’ll pack the bag, meet you downstairs, mid-day at your office and then we’re getting the fuck out of here.

RIHANNA

I wanna make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world.

Like you’re the only one I’ll ever love.

Like you’re the only one that knows my heart.

Like you’re the only one in command.

Dance break.

FIESTA

I would like pinatas to have a regular appearance in our life. I’m not sure exactly how, but we’ll figure it out.

AIM

If we were in the 9th grade, I would dedicate my AIM profile to you.

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