September 2011
1 post
THE END
Let’s just be good to each other.
July 2011
3 posts
4 tags
PIE DEFENDER
If somebody pies me in the face, please attack and punch them.
4 tags
SAFETY FIRST
I’d like to make you feel safe, both with my love and a state-of-the-art alarm system…similar to what Kevin had in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
4 tags
IT'S LIKE
You’ve got me under the imperius curse or something.
June 2011
9 posts
3 tags
SEASONAL
You’re not Summer and I’m not that guy that was obsessed with Summer for 500 days. I’m more of a Frodo Baggins. Ha, who are we kidding, I’m the fat hobbit.
MOVE IN DAY
Something about eating Chinese food on the floor for the first meal in a new place feels so right and tastes so good.
4 tags
SUMMER FRIDAYS
I’ll pack the bag, meet you downstairs, mid-day at your office and then we’re getting the fuck out of here.
3 tags
RIHANNA
I wanna make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world.
Like you’re the only one I’ll ever love.
Like you’re the only one that knows my heart.
Like you’re the only one in command.
Dance break.
FIESTA
I would like pinatas to have a regular appearance in our life. I’m not sure exactly how, but we’ll figure it out.
4 tags
AIM
If we were in the 9th grade, I would dedicate my AIM profile to you.
3 tags
MEETINGS
I may at times schedule 2 hour meetings at work (read: leave the gas station that employs me) just to ditch and hang out with you.
4 tags
AREN'T YOU
Glad we didn’t meet on a reality show?
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LAST PIECE
I will give you and only you my last piece of gum. Or Altoid.
May 2011
6 posts
3 tags
TAGGED
Confession: I went through every tagged picture of you on facebook, a really long time ago. But it’s not stalking because it’s facebook.
EZPASS
Must-have, forget it, not living without it.
6 tags
HARDIHARHAR
I want to make you laugh, if that requires me dancing around the house in my underwear with or without you, consider it done. If not, I’m going to do that anyway so deal with it.
5 tags
TANGO
I have really romantic visions of doing a sultry tango where our bodies never stop touching in the barrios of Buenos Aires…but it will end up being the chicken dance in the kitchen.
3 tags
SUNDAY NIGHT
Chinese food, crap TV, late night, bed.
1 tag
POOL TABLES
Multifunctional.
April 2011
24 posts
2 tags
PUBLIC
For our first public appearance, balcony or not, I’ll kiss you way more than twice. Just saying.
6 tags
SCENE
I don’t like causing scenes at restaurants…but if I throw down the napkin at the end of dinner and scream, “I’m never answering a Craigslist ad again!” you could play along. Role playing is fun, so is spontaneity.
3 tags
DISPOSAL
Let’s make a pact to properly dispose of toenails. Gross? Maybe, but hey nobody said this would be easy.
3 tags
COBBLESTONES
Say you’re wearing your really crazy shoes that hurt your feet and we come across a patch of cobblestones—I’d give you a piggyback ride, hail a cab and ask that we never return to the meatpacking district again.
4 tags
FYI
I’m making this up as we go along, along this crazy road they call life. I hear it’s a highway and that I would like to ride it all night long.
5 tags
FINE
I’ll buy those tampons, but I’m not happy about it.
4 tags
SINGING
I sing and sometimes dance in the shower. If you’re in there with me, please feel free to join in…but just know that it happens.
9 tags
FRENCH GIRLS
I was an art major. If you asked me to draw you like one of my french girls, I’d get right on that. Afterwards, we could drag out an inevitable story line until one of us drowns in the freezing Atlantic.
4 tags
SOMETIMES
I ride my horse into the woods and chop wood, fix motorcylces with paperclips, model for paper towel companies and mine diamonds shaped like seahorses. PSYCH no I don’t.
1 tag
MEMES
Internet memes have no place in the bedroom.
SAFETY FIRST
Always wear seatbelts…that is if we can actually afford a car.
2 tags
CHEATIN'
Please don’t cheat on me with my best friend. It would ruin our marriage and I’m sure her boyfriend would be PISSED.
4 tags
PRETTY IN PINK
Our boy can paint his toenails whatever color he likes.
5 tags
GOTTA GO
If you really have to go to the bathroom, like Niagara Falls level emergency, and there’s a long line for the ladies room…I’ll wait outside the mens room and make up ridiculous stories until you’re good to go.
HANDY
Let’s be real. We know neither of us can fix that sink for shit, so let’s just call the plumber.
TRUST
I’d trust you with my AIM, facebook AND twitter passwords…just in case there are any social media emergencies such as dancing cats wearing tuxedos.
4 tags
SMOTHER
It’s probably best if neither of us smother each other with romance and crap but also pillows. I do not want to die at your hand.
4 tags
TEAMWORK
Working out party exit strategies before going to said parties is true love.
2 tags
BRAHS
Since I guess, you know…we’re married—you’re okay if my “brahs” get married to each other.
HOLDING
I will hold the door, your coat, your hand, grumpily hold your bag but no lapdogs of any kind.
8 tags
WIKILEAKS
I will not release any sex tapes resulting from or relationship to the interwebs.
5 tags
EARTH WIND AND FIRE
I will never forget the day we first met.
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MAYBE
For the wedding? Maybe? Just an idea…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0_WKATTjfs
2 tags
NOISE
You make the noise quiet.
March 2011
23 posts
4 tags
THE PARK
Is a place we can go and forget about everything else…and occasionally judge people.
2 tags
TUMBLR
I will not live-blog the wedding…
6 tags
COMMUTE
I like walking to the train together in the morning, it’s comfortable.
5 tags
ALTOID?
I’ll let you know if you need one, do the same and we’ll be a-okay.
3 tags
5 O'CLOCK
I might drunkenly (or not) rub my five o’clock shadow on your cheek, it’s a sign of love.
4 tags
FORK
Spooning is nice and all but let’s give each other some breathing room in bed, eh? God knows we’re both tired.
5 tags
LOCKS
I’ll make sure all the doors are locked at night.